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Ambulance Driver
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Ambulance Driver
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Smile Indeed. And also on youtube!
I love this show. So many people hate it. Yes, I know it's about a bunch of assholes, but it's still fucking hilarious. A lot of these people that hate Seinfeld because the characters are such bad people, are the same people that will pay 20 bucks to see shit like Saw 3, or other violent, fucked up movies where people die in horrible ways. So, I don't understand.
 
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Maybe they're natzis.

Everything is part of the Game to them.
 
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Bob would approve. (be sure to magnify photo to full size.)
 
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stephen fry won the last pipe smoker of the year award before they stopped giving it
 
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Big 'Ol Bug
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I packed mine just right tonight and was very proud of myself.
 
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Satellite Heart
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I smoke a pipe all the time...mainly because I'm too lazy to roll a joint.
 
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Originally posted by Pistachio Nut:
A lot of people who think of taking up pipe smoking give it up quickly because its actually rather difficult to pack a tobacco pipe properly. I have a unicorn meerschaum pipe that I use for when I go to the Renaissance Festival, so only for a couple months a year, and I can't get the thing to stay lit worth a damn. I feel like I look like I'm smoking weed because I have to re-light it constantly!
That! Smoking a pipe is a big pain in the ass and it doesn't taste as good as it smells.
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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Although the way pipes work are kind of like that. You're only supposed to take four or five drags really. Re-light as needed.
 
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I used to work in an upscale cigar/pipe tobacco store. Our sales were always higher when I wore a short skirt and smoked a cigar or pipe. I didn't mention that to the owners. Red Face
 
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Naughty, naughty, Creamcheese!
 
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It was fun. The store was called Groucho's after Groucho Marx. I had to do something entertaining besides hide in the humidors.....if another person came in and asked me why I didn't sell Cubans I was going to have to start cutting people. Roll Eyes
 
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Satellite Heart
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Why didn't you sell cubans?
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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Originally posted by Ingmar Bearman's Magic Lantern:
Why didn't you sell cubans?
Illegal in the States. You can buy a Cuban seed/Honduran grown cigar, but nothing right from Cuba.
You can get them in Canada, which for me is easy as I am only 20 minutes from Windsor, but of all the Cubans I have somked I never really loved any of them. Strange, but true.
 
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my dad has a pipe collection, and he showed me a few things a few years ago...

the thing with pipes is that, when you smoke out of them, the wood becomes... well, stressed. so, if you intend to smoke regularly from a pipe, you want to have a rotation, much like a pitching staff for a baseball team


and yes, it is true that it is hard to pack them properly -- too hard or too loose and it will be hard to keep it lit

like a cigar, you don't want to smoke it too aggressively

finally, you want to light the pipe with a match
 
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