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Satellite Heart
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on the popbitch mailout this week

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>> Some like it cold <<Marilyn will be turning in her grave We heard an amazing story from an aging playboy this week. Some years ago, this upper-crust chap was chatting up a buff black man in a barand the conversation turned to their occupations. The American said he was an undertaker. And that it was to his funeral homethat Marilyn Monroe was brought on her death.And he went on to confess that all the local undertakers then took turns to have sex withher corpse. (FYI: The undertaker claimed the practice was rife in funeral parlours. (Well, why elsewould you take the job?)
 
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Satellite Heart
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Originally posted by max power:
ahaha, watch this little boy go.


Hahaha! That was awesome! You kick ass little boy!
 
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Satellite Heart
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hahaha. fabio and george clooney got in a little girlie fight. oh, how i would have paid to see that.

also, fuck nick hogan.
 
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Satellite Heart
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I bet Clooney didn't get his ass kicked by Fabio...


Cause Clooney is cool
 
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Satellite Heart
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fabio's rep issued a statement along the lines of "george is lucky he didn't end up in the ER." Big Grin
 
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Satellite Heart
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Fabio is icky.
 
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Satellite Heart
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kanye west's mom died from complications related to plastic surgery. sad.
 
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Satellite Heart
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That's so sad.
 
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sure is. some of those clinics are bunk. but i guess even legit doctors make mistakes.
 
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i think a lot of people don't realize some of these procedures are major, often risky, surgeries. that's too high a price to pay for beauty.

it's unfortunate that sometimes the patient isn't completely clear about their medical history or things they take that they don't deem to be medications and it can cause complications in the end and the doctors end up blamed (not that doctors aren't sometimes at fault too).
 
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Telepathic Surgeon
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are you BLIND? usually we're right there with each other on these things...

i like him. good choice.
 
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Roll Eyes



Big Grin
 
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Satellite Heart
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i think he's an attractive man, but that picture is awful!
 
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Satellite Heart
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hes not my cup of tea
 
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i would vote for Johnny Depp like every year if i worked for People.
 
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Whenever I read Matt Damon's name, it's always in that Team America voice. It's the only way I hear it now.
 
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Satellite Heart
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sorry, here's the cover picture.
 
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