busta rhymes is bustin' loose

i love his courtroom demeanor...

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busta rhymes is bustin' loose

i love his courtroom demeanor...

Haha I know! *raspy voice* Some people have no respect...

But yeah FINALLY a thread about those "unsung heroes, HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STARS".

Portia De Rossi Joins Nip/Tuck

She's a C-Lister so I'm genuinely helping her gain more publicity.

She needs to lose Ellen to get on a better list. Hmm....who can she bonk on the set?

Weeell, Anne Heche (Ellen's ex) used to be on the show so if they brought her back and her and Portia met.. BAH-DAH!

hehe What do you think the chances are of Julian McMahon imagining this right now?

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Originally posted by bobbi bubbles:
Weeell, Anne Heche (Ellen's ex) used to be on the show so if they brought her back and her and Portia met.. BAH-DAH!

ooh! ooh! this should be staged accordingly...

*starts up rumor mill*

*'grinds' some wheat*

they don't need to stay together. just take a little gurney ride.

it's all about the ratings, people.

WAIT Isn't Anne Heche in 'hetero mode' at the moment? I think she has a husband... Gawd we have to get Portia someone good SOON.

Okay, Ellen ain't the most pretty melon in the pretty-melon-county-fair competition but she's mighty famous and probably the most powerful lesbian in show buisness.

So I think Portia should just stick it out with her for now. At least until Michelle Rodriguez comes out

anne heche and her man split up and they're fighting for custody of their son. i think the judge gave custody (at least temporarily) to the dad because she's such a nutbag.

that's exactly the kind of crap i want in this thread.

thanks, seele.

Well, if that's the way you like it:

For anyone who can still stomach Tori Spelling...

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Originally posted by goldengirl:
that's exactly the kind of crap i want in this thread.

thanks, seele.

hey, you know me...i'm here to help

Look nice, girls...

P. Diddy is now available.

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Originally posted by goldengirl:

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Originally posted by bobbi bubbles:
Weeell, Anne Heche (Ellen's ex) used to be on the show so if they brought her back and her and Portia met.. BAH-DAH!

ooh! ooh! this should be staged accordingly...

*starts up rumor mill*

*'grinds' some wheat*

Haha! I just got that *'grinds' some wheat* joke. Lovely.

like i needed another reason to hate sting.

I just read that. What a fucking chump.

always has been, always will be...

Bill Clinton got a blowjob from an intern.

this is pretty sad.

nick nolte on an airport floor for 2 hours? why didn't someone do something?

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Originally posted by max power:
this is pretty sad.

nick nolte on an airport floor for 2 hours? why didn't someone do something?

Cause Nick would Kick yo teef \N/....



Nick Nolte for President!