There's only one hope at this point. Bruce Willis does not stay behind on the asteroid rocketing towards Earth and it blows us to pieces, saving us from having to endure anymore of this shit.

You know its bad when everyone on ESPN keeps apologizing for covering the story ad nauseum. I heard Mike Tirico on ESPN Radio today say this. "Is it much of a stretch to say that yesterday, when Brett Favre boarded the plane to leave Green Bay, it was like Jan. 20 every four years when the First Family leaves the White House for the final time? I think it was very similar."

WHAT?! FUCKING WHAT?! Are you shitting me?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Tirico's co-host, Scott Van Pelt (a guy I can actually stand at ESPN) wouldn't talk about it. He's repeatedly said he's done with the story.

It's fucking stupid. The guys boards a plane...let's talk about it for 7 hours. The guy drives in a car...let's talk about it some more. The guy takes a lumpy shit...BREAKING NEWS OVERDRIVE! SEND OUT BERMAN and RACHEL NICHOLS and STEPHEN A SMITH! WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT! IT'S IMPORTANT! THE GUY IS APPARENTLY COMPARABLE TO THE PRESIDENT...WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT!!!!!!

Fuck you Brett Favre.

I bet rachel nichols is a real screamer.

y'all need to turn on a different channel. watch some VH1 "I love the 90s" or somethin.

All I know is where is that rotten stinking depraved sumbitch John Madden when we need him for some real damn insight.

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Originally posted by RDV:
All I know is where is that rotten stinking depraved sumbitch John Madden when we need him for some real damn insight.

I heard someone called him out for being lame and using the same "joke" repeatedly. Apparently the fact that the guy is a coke-head, over-eating, skirt chaser is a "joke" and not a "lifestyle."

But Madden will be back. If there is anything holy on this planet, John Madden will be back.

Oh god, Brett Favre was traded to the Jets! Clamp down the hatches! it's DEFCON 5 at ESPN!!!!!!!

*alarm sounding*

*sound of Peter King masturbating*

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Originally posted by Just Dmiles:
Oh god, Brett Favre was traded to the Jets! Clamp down the hatches! it's DEFCON 5 at ESPN!!!!!!!

*alarm sounding*

*sound of Peter King masturbating*

oh shit! Every wind suit wearing, IROC Z28 driving, knuckle-dragging, faux mafioso Vinny mook motherfucker in New Jersey is happier than flies in warm shit tonight!
It's funny. They're talking about him like he's dead. The top 10 plays was a little posthumous.

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I bet rachel nichols is a real screamer.

I bet she's rough trade. Too many locker rooms in her time. I do have some dirty images of her in my mind from time to time. But redheads always get me. I'll learn my lesson someday.

Sweet! I've been a life long Jets fan and am so glad this happened!

Brett Favre should go the fuck away.

I hope he throws only 2000 yds, all to my man Cotchery. Then I hope the jets lose all of their games.

(sorry egotrip, nothing personal)

I love how ESPN is continuously running Jesus Christ, ahem, Favre quotes at the bottom of the page. Guuuh.

^^^^^
Oh man,I just watched your .gif for like five minutes. That cracked me up.

I'm hoping Brett Favre will do the same thing.

But seriously, isn't it from the CFL? I can't quite make it out, but that's what it looks like. It's funny as shit, that's for sure.

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Originally posted by Just Dmiles:
I'm hoping Brett Favre will do the same thing.

But seriously, isn't it from the CFL? I can't quite make it out, but that's what it looks like. It's funny as shit, that's for sure.

Looks like the Toronto Argonauts (the guy who sacks himself) vs. the Winnipeg Bluebombers. Kind of small, but that's hilarious. gotta love the CFL!!