Last night I saw a guy showing off his dog to a crowd of people. He had it doing little tricks.

I walked up, and said "that's nothing. See this dog right here. She'll drink her own pee straight from the tap."

I made up the "straight from the tap part", but I think he got my point.

Roo

I think I got the highest I've ever been last night.

I make this point once again:

A long time ago Black Entertainment Television came to be, and it was known as "BET".

Then womens' entertainment television came along, but they just call it "WE".

They totally missed an opportunity there.

Roo

If the human knee bent backwards instead of forward, chairs would look very different.

What if your chin was covered with a big toenail-like cuticle, pretty disgusting but think of all the wonderful things you could do with it.

imagine if, like, bogies grew in your ears instead of your nose

where do bogies come from anyway? is it out of your brain? are they nasty thoughts?

Any thoughts about Novel's 'real' life are usually weird.

Nothing unusual yet?