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Satellite Heart |
What's the going rate for histper doofi these days anyway? |
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Satellite Heart |
about double what I'd charge for anyone else. And don't think I'm letting them get my stingray or one of my custom builds. In fact, fuck them, they can get ripped off someone else. I don't want them to know where I live.
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Waterbug![]() |
-I have this odd vision of the hipster doofi flocking back and landing on a large birdbath contraption like a plague of pigeons. Headbobbing around aimlessly in your backyard wearing Ed Hardy shirts, crooked hats, Judas Priest belts, pierced bottom lips, looking for someone to buy them Vodka for their Red Bull or 10 30pks. of Coors Light when a keg would be cheaper. I have that where I live, too. And it's a State college. We are a migration path for the Lesser Low-SAT Score Hipster Doofi. |
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Satellite Heart |
-Yep. Pretty much. Same shit, different town.
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Waterbug![]() |
What town/university? |
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Satellite Heart |
I live in Winona, MN. It's right on the Miss. river and we have two decent size schools...one a state school. There's also a lot of douche. Lots of douche. But it's home, and it's only as bad as I let it be.
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Satellite Heart |
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
-that dude looks like he's wearing jiffy pop on his head -leftover shrimp with diablo sauce for lunch is pretty fucking awesome. |
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- I wonder if I can convince myself to get to work early enough to eat something from there. Fried avocado tacos sound pretty good right now.
- I'm really bad at conversations lately. I think it's because I've been alone so much since Adam went on tour. - I should fucking clean. |
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
Today I had peanut butter on rice cakes... nice!
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Satellite Heart |
-Those are good.
-My wife has gallstones. -Good coffee this morning. |
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
-i have no food for breakfast and $2.75 until payday
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Postman |
-My new dog is perfect.
-My son has the energy of 6 children. - I, on the other hand, do not. |
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
-I pulled a hairball the size of a rat out of our shower drain last night.
-Damn thing still isn't draining properly. |
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
- i pissed off the United Way today
- i got my favorite bagel sandwich for lunch |
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
-I have a paper cut under the edge of my fingernail.
-I am soooo sleepy today I can barely hold my eyes open. |
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Telepathic Surgeon |
Is this Thoughts Thread Jr or something?
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
Thoughts Express!
now quit talking so much. |
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Ambulance Driver![]() |
-i have my period headache today.
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Telepathic Surgeon![]() |
It's the Thoughts Thread for people with short attention sp |
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