samesies. its like i am never going to have sex again

Alright!

Let's keep on not having sex together till the end of times!

Being that I was just dumped I am going to clock in for the last quarter of this year. I hope that I am not in this club for the whole quarter .

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Originally posted by Lovely Pin.:
Being that I was just dumped I am going to clock in for the last quarter of this year. I hope that I am not in this club for the whole quarter .

Dude. That is not the attitude I want to see from a dear friend.

You have an 8-inch cock and the ladies love you. You'll be drowning in pussy juice in no time.

Lies!

Well, I am going to hit the grocery store later on to see if I find me a cougar. Not really though.

I need an excuse to go back to school to find me a gal. Maybe if I happen to be on campus asking about the grad school program...

What the fuck?!

You're not hitting that hot piece?


You're breaking my heart...

*turns in membership card*

*adjusts tie*

better late than never, my friends

i woulda been out for next year but the fucking pixies tickets cockblocked

C'mon...all of you suckers are more attractive and interesting than I am.

I should be the only one in here (Also, probably less self-deprecating).

quote:

*turns in membership card*

*adjusts tie*

better late than never, my friends

Fuckin' sell out, get the hell out of our club

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Originally posted by idiot wind:
*turns in membership card*

*adjusts tie*

better late than never, my friends

good job!



i'm still in the club, even though i was told i can't join this year.

On Saturday we were meant to go see this band Disco Ensemble, because i quite liked them when i saw them at a festival last summer (gah, last summer, how sad that it's over). We were outside the gig place and saw that there was an endless stream of young, just turned eighteen, guys in baseball caps going in. And at that we were like, we're not spending 15 euros each to go see this band we don't really listen to in this shit crowd. So we went to my favorite pub instead. After few beers i started to feel a little lonely and i goes like "fuck, like far uglier people than me get laid all the time and i never do, it's been 6 years..." and my friend's boyfriend was looking a little uncomfortable. Anyway, i got so depressed that i drank too much. It's a miracle the taxi driver drove me home, i had a feeling my tongue was glued to the roof of my mouth.

How in the living hell has it been 6 years, Wednesday? You're hot as lava!

Maybe it's my personality

You need to move to the US then.

You said it, it's where i live actually! In a town of 50 000 people in the middle of nowhere. Everyone else here is like from another planet.

And i've already slept with everyone interesting lolz

Florida is fun.

You should definitely move somewhere more fun. Or lower your standards.

Oops- sorry, wrong thread.