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Originally posted by Mooneyham jr.:
Random drooling.
Hammer face.
Lazy wandering eye.
Oozing sores.
Ability to speak English and understand the exchange rate.

I have an ex with a lazy eye and I thought it was hot. I always had to look at him in between his eyes because I never knew which one to look at. LOVED IT!!!

guys: shitty taste in music, brainless, weird looking, girly.

girls: slutty, bad taste in music, brainless.



bad taste is like death cab for cutie
shitty taste is like myspace music, lady gaga, katty perry.

Once, back when I was in college, I had a girl with a lazy eye forcibly give me a lap dance while telling me about being molested by her uncle.

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Originally posted by Ðô¢†ö® Ģǿñこō:
Once, back when I was in college, I had a girl with a lazy eye forcibly give me a lap dance while telling me about being molested by her uncle.

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Originally posted by Ðô¢†ö® Ģǿñこō:
Once, back when I was in college, I had a girl with a lazy eye forcibly give me a lap dance while telling me about being molested by her uncle.

You have stories.

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Originally posted by Ðô¢†ö® Ģǿñこō:
Once, back when I was in college, I had a girl with a lazy eye forcibly give me a lap dance while telling me about being molested by her uncle.

hahaha!!

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Originally posted by Ðô¢†ö® Ģǿñこō:
Once, back when I was in college, I had a girl with a lazy eye forcibly give me a lap dance while telling me about being molested by her uncle.

Whoa momma! Thats a deliciously good story!

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Originally posted by Pistachio Nut:

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Originally posted by Mooneyham jr.:
Random drooling.
Hammer face.
Lazy wandering eye.
Oozing sores.
Ability to speak English and understand the exchange rate.

I have an ex with a lazy eye and I thought it was hot. I always had to look at him in between his eyes because I never knew which one to look at. LOVED IT!!!

A lazy eye is fine as long as one of them is not checking out everyone that passes by.

offhandedly mentioning she has a crush on another guy

Back in the early 80's there were t-shirts that would say "I'm hers because(list of reasons)"
and the other person would wear the corresponding "I'm his because..." t-shirt.
So I'm flying home on leave from the service, and along the way I see two or three couples wearing these shirts, and I'm thinking "fuck I would hate to be in that relationship."
So I get home, see my fiance, and she is excited, has to give me a gift. I blurt out "Great! Just as long as it's not one of those stupid "I'm hers" t-shirts."
Well! The days were numbered on that relationship. It was pretty clear we were moving in different directions.

This isn't really my problem, but, my friend met this girl on OkCupid.com, and she was all into him, and they were talking online and on the phone. And then she stopped really answering him for a few days, and one day she texted him back "Umm...I am kind of seeing someone now...sorry" or something, and this was not even one week ago. And today she texted him to let him know she's single and available again. What a dipshit.

So I guess it turns me off when people try to use other dates that they didn't like so much as a safety net while they date people that they must think are more attractive/better than said safety net, until said more attractive/better person realizes this person sucks and then they turn to their safety net for creature comfort? There is a word for this. Using? I feel like there's another one.

This lady would be a player and the man would be the played.