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Watermelon Gunner
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Male genitalia


Prude
I'm just not the trannie lover you are, you magnificent ursine bastard.

Which isn't to say I have a problem with trannies at all... I just don't want them to bend me over and have their way with me... were any so inclined... which I can't imagine any would be.
If I were a tranny I'd want to fuck you.
 
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Satellite Heart
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Man, Nick, and here I thought you had some standards.
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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Man, Nick, and here I thought you had some standards.
Don't lie to these people...you have met me in person.
 
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Satellite Heart
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I have... and I don't at all remember you whoring around the group at all. My, how far you must have fallen since then.
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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I have... and I don't at all remember you whoring around the group at all. My, how far you must have fallen since then.
Well...
 
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Ambulance Driver
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Originally posted by Saulutations, I guess.:
If they go by the name of Lysethia, I run the other way.
You were here for that?
 
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Telepathic Surgeon
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If they had a hairy tale,that would be a dead breaker Smile


I don't like women that lie, but, damn, I wouldn't go as far as killing them.
Loveisreal


Haha, Smile
 
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Ambulance Driver
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-dislike of animals
-bad taste in music
-no sense of humor
-stupidity
-chauvinistic
 
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Satellite Heart
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Making me dress up like Ricky Martin and plowing me in the ass with a strap on while "She Bangs" plays on repeat.


What?
 
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Big 'Ol Bug
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Once I dated a gal who smoked cigarettes from time to time, and I have to tell you, the smell of her blowing the smoke from her mouth is one of the best and sweetest smells that my nose has ever encountered.

Yeah, I am not a real big smoker or anything, dont even buy cigarettes. However, when a girl I am dating that smokes blows that smoke out, you better know I am EATING UP that cloud.
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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-dislike of animals
-bad taste in music
-no sense of humor
-stupidity
-chauvinistic
Bitches always say dumb shit like that, now go wash the dishes before I kick the shit out of your cat...I'm trying to listen to Yanni here...don't your get it?
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Detroit Nick:
Truth? I think for me a girl has to like babies and not get fucked up about me going to shows. I think thats all I care about. They also can't be common gutter trash.
What if the girl wanted to go to those shows cos she enjoys the same music as you? Would it be okay?

QUOTE]Of course. I would like it if Wifey liked to go to shows, but alas...she doesn't. She pretty much couldn't care less about good music, but as long as she doesn't bitch about me going to shows I don't care what music she listens to is all I'm saying.
 
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Telepathic Surgeon
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I'd say bat-shit craziness is on the top of my list.

also close-mindedness, chauvinism, stupidity, and not able to be self sufficient are all good ones as well.
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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-dislike of animals
-bad taste in music
-no sense of humor
-stupidity
-chauvinistic
Bitches always say dumb shit like that, now go wash the dishes before I kick the shit out of your cat...I'm trying to listen to Yanni here...don't your get it?


Big Grin
 
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Ambulance Driver
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Originally posted by sheztat2ed:
-dislike of animals
-bad taste in music
-no sense of humor
-stupidity
-chauvinistic
Bitches always say dumb shit like that, now go wash the dishes before I kick the shit out of your cat...I'm trying to listen to Yanni here...don't your get it?


Big Grin


Big Grin

Can I add small penis to the list?
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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Originally posted by Detroit Nick:
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Originally posted by sheztat2ed:
-dislike of animals
-bad taste in music
-no sense of humor
-stupidity
-chauvinistic
Bitches always say dumb shit like that, now go wash the dishes before I kick the shit out of your cat...I'm trying to listen to Yanni here...don't your get it?


Big Grin


Big Grin

Can I add small penis to the list?


*reaches for my crotch* Eek
 
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Watermelon Gunner
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Originally posted by Detroit Nick:
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Originally posted by sheztat2ed:
-dislike of animals
-bad taste in music
-no sense of humor
-stupidity
-chauvinistic
Bitches always say dumb shit like that, now go wash the dishes before I kick the shit out of your cat...I'm trying to listen to Yanni here...don't your get it?


Big Grin


Big Grin

Can I add small penis to the list?
I'm only like this because I have a tiny dick...now go make me a sandwich, the football game is almost on!
 
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Big 'Ol Bug
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I had a girlfriend say something unattractive.
We had dated, then came our first quality time, and she says, "I only do missionary, and no oral at all."
My response, nervous laugh.
Her response to my laugh, "I'm serious."
 
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Satellite Heart
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I bet you were hoping to sodomize her, didn't you? you little perv.
 
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Guy/Gal With A Headache
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If everything else is just fine, bad taste in music/art/literature is just about the only "deal breaker" for me.

I'm not often in the position to find a mate unattractive though. I'm not a great looking guy and I don't like to flaunt shit even though I can back up my shit at least as well as anyone else around me. I guess it's just how I was raised, but that doesn't generally result in the women flocking in my direction.
 
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